Wednesday, November 26, 2008

A Mystery Has Been Solved

I know a lot of parents out there are worried about what their kids are messaging each other on Facebook or My Space. Well, my "snitch" (I cannot divulge his/her name) has provided this secret conversation between several "anonymous" teens that may or may not be teen boys. Hint: Follow Teen2, who doesn't have a clue.

Teen1 became a fan of Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera

Teen2 at 4:10pm November 24
who is that?

Teen1 at 4:18pm November 24
dude its a kind of car...

Teen2 at 4:24pm November 24
duh i knew that...wait are you into nascar??!!!

Teen3 at 5:05pm November 24
Teen2, you are stupid.
Shut up.
Just kidding buddy.
But seriously...

Teen1 at 5:11pm November 24
WTF... no nascar is stupid...

Teen4 at 7:22pm November 24
Teen2, you shouldn't be talking right now if you can't respect the lambo's

Teen2 at 6:05am November 25
the lambos?? WTF
cus nascar sucks!

Teen1 at 5:08pm November 25
heck yes it does and don't be disen the lambo's...

Teen5 at 6:18pm November 25
what the heck? why are you such an idiot Teen2?

I changed the names to protect the stupid, I mean the innocent.

~Brenda, who will never divulge her source.

6 comments:

Deb said...

"don't disrespect the lambos"... THAT is hilarious! God bless teen boys.

but what i really want to know is will you be able to use your source again in the future or was this a one time thing?

since my computer is sick, my son was nice enough to let me borrow his to feed my addiction. luckily, he forgot to log off facebook first. i have been entertained all morning. everything was pretty harmless. i wasn't too keen on the language, but the subject matter was basically the same sort of nonsense as your teens'. unless it's all code for drugs.

Carol said...

OMG. These are the people my daughter is interacting with on Facebook? Lambos and lame-o's? Where is my sledge hammer?

Brenda Jean said...

And it's STILL going on! My source will tell me whatever I want--- BAHAHAHAHA I wonder how long they can go on about this? I don't think they are creative enough to make up a drug code:) Plus can you imagine them ON drugs? They wouldn't even be able to type! I think we are safe.

She is a girl, Carol, so maybe her friends aren't so bad. Well, then again... BAHAHAHAHA

TMI said...

Oh my heck this post totally cracked me up! I just signed on to facebook to catch up with some long lost friends, and I think it is so dumb. Because this really is the type of thing that goes on there - all the time - regardless of age! It kills me. Thanks for the laughs!

heathersister said...

Have you every heard any of them talk on XBox. Yes they are all stupid. I love peeking in on this stuff.

Brittany said...

Teens scare me. And, even with a snitch divulging such things, I still feel clueless.